Talking to Strangers

Racine, WI

What a crazy couple of days. For those who know me best, we would all agree that I’m not shy, but I also don’t meet people on the road very often. I tend to sleep on the plane, therefore avoiding having to get trapped into conversation with a potential adulterer posing as an uber-Christian who then buys me the Left Behind book (this has happened). I also love the time of day when I go back to the hotel, usually with takeout in hand, settle against my headboard with my laptop and dinner and usually a terrible in room movie to keep me company. Thus, smiling, greeting, and any general “what’s your story, this is mine” kind of interaction is kept to a minimum. Just the way I like it. Or so I thought.

On Tuesday afternoon I decided that hanging out in the Wausau hotel with nothing to do was not going to hack it. I convinced the hotel to let me check out without a charge (it was 3pm in the afternoon) and I headed towards the Marriott in Racine enjoying the long drive and my book on CD that Leah lent me called Kitchen Confidential. Great book. I highly recommend it. Calling ahead, I begged the Marriott to let me check in a day early. As luck would have it, all they could put me in was their biggest suite. Finally, things are working in my favor.

According to Steve, this was going to be a great Marriott because it had a concierge level. I would say it is an old Marriott with a stale stank to it that makes my eyes tear up, but they do have a concierge level, which translates to free food and beverages, with alcohol to purchase. I decided I deserved a little hot tea and a glass of red wine (strange combination, but god I love the two). Upon entering the room, there were two gentlemen talking on the couch. The concierge was schmoozing it up with them and shamelessly showing them her glamour shots. I was going to take my goods and head back to my room, but the gentlemen seemed fairly approachable and interesting. One was gesticulating wildly about being a Master Colorist and Hair Stylist and I figured I’d settle in and eavesdrop.

Turned out to be a great idea; I ended up hitting it off with them. The hair guy, Lenny, was traveling for work, training stylists on how to properly color/highlight people’s hair with his product. He works for a big company that owns products even I am familiar with (and you know I have little or no knowledge of hair). The other gentleman, David, was originally from London {insert moan of passion over his accent here} but was now moving to Racine to work as an IT programmer of sorts for another big company. Long of the short of it, Lenny asked us to be hair models for him the next day and we accepted. My hair getting dangerously close to my butt and the highlights grown out below my ear, I was both embarrassed and anxious to get it fixed. Especially by someone who pretty much has his PhD in hair. 🙂

After sharing many glasses of wine, the three of us decided it was time to check out the bar scene and grab some food. We stayed out until almost 3am, enjoying the local gay bar where they helped us order some Italian delivery (can you believe I was able to find some non-pizza delivery after 11pm at night)? The next day we dragged ourselves out of bed for a day of beauty at the local salon. I felt like a princess. Everyone petting my hair, discussing how to make it seem more vibrant, less fine, and less frizzy…okay, maybe I felt a little picked over, but it was amazing.

We followed it up with another night of good food and wine, and then I worked their brains a little too hard with yes/no puzzles. Ah, the good life of meeting people. Tonight I might head up to Milwaukee for Jazz in the Park with David.

Moral of this story? When you have a good feeling about people, say hi. You could have great company and free hair styling for the rest of your trip.

The one thing people may be upset to hear is that I gave Lenny complete license with my hair and he cut off about 5 inches. No more long luxurious hair. But let’s face it, the hair was starting to get pretty nasty.

Better late than never. Here’s Lenny! He’ll hate me for showing the picture I took after a long night of wild dancing. At least it’s small.

Love your hair, hope you win!

Schmoopie, Schmoopie

New Canaan, CT

Warning! Mushy Baby Entry!

I’m still visiting my cousin Chris and his wife Pam and their beautiful baby girl, Margaret. Now, I realize everyone thinks their baby is the cutest, but I am convinced this is one of the most lovable darling babies I have ever seen. Hey, does anybody hear that? What’s that sound? Is that a ticking? Holy Jesus, I think it’s my biological clock…

She looks like a Toft. No question. And she thinks everything is funny. She can’t stop smiling. I give her ten years and that smile will be replaced with cynical sarcasm. What do you think?

Mary Kate and Ashley, eat your heart out!

I just can't get enough of my mug

Hard day of sleeping, eating, getting massages

Boston Debauchery

Boston, MA

Since Kris managed to post in the midst of chaotic weekend deabauchery, I decided I best throw some pics up here. Damn right. Since I only ate the vegetarian insides of my sandwich for lunch on Friday and then proceeded to skip dinner and go straight to the beer, I found myself pathetically drunk after only two beers and two vodka/crans. But everyone will vouche for me that those were some mighty strong vodka/crans.

How we see Kris most of the time.

well into the evening

Farewell my sweet Max…

Seattle, WA

Sadly, last night was Max’s going away party, but I like to think of it as “Max-is-going-to-Atlanta-for-a-little-bit-party.” In honor of his move, I shall post two pictures from the last move. The first is from packing the UHaul at his apartment on 14th in Capitol Hill. The second is on the Oregon Coast when we were driving him down there. This is a pre-trip-becoming-a-huge-disaster picture. 🙂 Anyone up for planning a trip through the south to visit? Say around October or so?

california here we come...for a bit.
still on speaking terms at this point

Pink drops her pants

Hotel bed in hotel room in Sidney, NE

So here I am watching trash tv and trying to learn a bit about div’s and the like so that I can ditch tables and start using KB’s smooth ass process.

But don’t worry, I’m not getting on here to discuss that.

I was just wondering if anyone knows why Pink always wears her pants so freaking low? I mean, it looks really strange. Britney’s low pants are sexy, but Pink lowered them to the point of seeming like we are giving her a physical exam. Just wondering. Is there anyone of you out there that thinks it looks good? If so, let me know. Curiousity is starting to preoccupy my mind.

But then again, I was watching MTV to take a break from my constant Disney channel obsession, which Johnny and Gary had to hear all about the other day. Maybe soon I’ll go into it more on this.

The Zoo…not the bar…

Seattle, Washington

What a beautiful week to be home. My god. It was so nice I even went to the zoo with my sister Marie, my great friend Tonja, and her boyfriend Piet. The animals all seem to get busy around the same time because there were a lot of babies to be seen. I’m talking about both the caged animals and the human animals. But I guess since the gestation period is probably different for each animal, maybe there was a memo about when to have their young. We saw two baby tigers, three baby gorillas, and a baby elephant! I loved it. The gorillas were my favorite.

gotta love him...

Me after I lose my job.

Kickapoo

Soldier’s Grove, Wisconsin

I worked in Soldier’s Grove today with Nicole and Helena. There is a river there called the Kickapoo River and they say it is the oldest river in the world. Any takers on researching this? Here is the co-op in Gays Mills where we did an install next door and then ducked in for some organic snackin’.

supporting the local co-op

Then on the way home we drove through a very quaint one store town where we were inspired to pose for a picture:

Love....unincorporated...

Amish Traffic Jam

Onalaska, Wisconsin

Wisconsin is a lot prettier than I expected it to be. I had already visited the eastern side of the state with Jeff, but I hadn’t noticed how many rolling hills and trees and beautiful farms made up the state. And the Amish. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gotten stuck behind a horse and buggy on long roads where you can’t pass. It’s really hard to make your minivan go 5mph. And folks, that is officially how fast a horse and buggy go. Trust me.

Speaking of the Amish. Can someone fill me in on what they believe? Because apparently they will ride in a car if someone else drives it and I saw a group of Amish kids playing with nerf baseball bats and such. I wish I had a camera and could have sneaked a picture, because seeing these kids in their drab clothing in front of their little farm swinging the flourescent orange bats and throwing the big bright yellow nerf balls was quite the sight.

slowly she creeps up behind the unsuspecting amish...

Friendliest Town on the Eastern Shore

Salisbury, Maryland

I went to D.C. this weekend and was met with the best weather I could have asked for. Sunny and warm. Warm for me anyway. I could wear my coat or not and still be comfortable.

Hung out with Nicole, Ruth, and a couple of Ruth’s friends. But mostly wandered around seeing the classic D.C. stuff.

My library from Thursday and Friday was great and they had birds that added to the atmosphere. I told them I had heard of library cats, but never birds. They couldn’t believe a library would have a cat and I looked at them quizzically and said, ” but you have birds?” They thought it was hilarious. Great group. I thought is was funny that two of the birds were love birds, but they were in separate cages. The woman who took me over to introduce me to the birds told me not to get too close because they were mean as hell. I said I didn’t think they were so much in love then. Again, she thought that was really funny. So who wouldn’t like hanging out in a place where people are nice and they think you’re witty. Then as I was coming back on the second day, I noticed the sign welcoming people to the town.
It all made sense.
...and still in the running.

My Best Gal

Leah is here with me. She’s the one who wrote that I was a dork. I have to concur. If you read the comments on KB’s site, you’ll see why. We sweet-talked her into doing a sweep for a librarian and told her she could share my room for doing it. She currently has a hotel in Walla Walla, but the sweep was closer to Baker City where we are.
menage a trois avec le lapin jaune