Monthly Archives: August 2005

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Don’t you need a license for that?

Congratulations to The Goat and Amy on their pregnancy! When I asked if they went through some screening process or procured a license to have a baby, The Goat informed me that apparently anyone is allowed. There aren’t any laws! Can you believe it!?

But then my good friend Dave said, “Well, unless you’re gay.” Ah yes, all sorts of sudden hurdles to jump.

So here’s to The Goat and Amy in celebration of their heterosexual procreation! Be fruitful and multiply! I mean, good job on already doing that. 🙂

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Let’s make that a NONFAT Latte

Pants don’t fit. Too tight around the waist. Undo them in the car for my forty minute commute. Get out at a starbucks. All the business men sitting out front see me walking up with my pants undone. I mean really undone. Turn around to zip them back up and walk in with my head high. Nothing to see here folks.

It’s a proud moment.