Pants don’t fit. Too tight around the waist. Undo them in the car for my forty minute commute. Get out at a starbucks. All the business men sitting out front see me walking up with my pants undone. I mean really undone. Turn around to zip them back up and walk in with my head high. Nothing to see here folks.
It’s a proud moment.
That’s it? An eight sentence post? After you’ve been silent for almost a month? Sheesh.
I’m sure I’m stating the obvious, but going non fat instead of drinking the whole milk Starbucks prefers makes a huge difference. Avoid anything with syrup, caramel, or chocolate and you’re caloric-ly wise too…I only spout this sort of wisdom because I worked there and was bored and looked over all the nutritional info one slow afternoon.
I agree wiht Aaron – that’s all we get after a month? Sheesh.
I do non-fat with sugar free syrup myself.. Seems to allow me to keep my pants buttoned 🙂
Glad to see you back blogging, brief as this post was… 🙂
favorite jeans not fitting… soon will again… marmite on toast for dins for a while, then lots of long distance bicycle rides, no more King Sized Kit-Kats. oh here i go again talking about myself.
You have a winery! I am not sure how close it is to you…it is in Port Angeles, WA?? They have the most adorable “Working Girl” wine series…it is lower calories and lower alcohol (made especially for women). The wine is actually really good. Check it out…www.olympiccellars.com=)
A little game of pick-a-boo never hurt anyone.
PEEK!! Damn me and my spelling! That’s what I get for trying to make a beaver joke.
I gotta say
demure, self-effacing, chastity, foolish pride, starbucks. This post has everything. and really undone at that. This is hot!