You know those single serving sized silver packets of Philadelphia Cream Cheese? I just had half a bagel and spread one of the packets on it. But then when I was done, I still wanted cream cheese, but I didn’t have a vehicle for it anymore.
I ate a second packet. On nothing. I squeezed it into my mouth.
I feel sick.
I do that all the time! Don’t worry…..you can eat cream cheese plain. No big. Don’t feel bad…at least it wasn’t mayo=)
I’ve never done that, but I’ve been tempted to eat easy cheese without ritz crackers.. Just deploy it right into my gaping maw. 🙂 If you think about it a lot of things we eat are just vehicles for what we really want: The condiments.
Yo. That’s not hot. Though I’m sure your stupid anonymous stupid boyfriend will have something stupid to say about this.
I know. It’s so NOT hot. I’m completely disgusted with myself.
Well, if this mystery man can’t handle your craving for unadorned cream cheese, then he’s not good enough for you anyway.
I am in total and complete agreeance. This is so not hot.
and you are, generally, so Totally and so completely so Hot!