Went to a Chinese restaurant the other night in the International District. I had never noticed directions on a chopstick wrapper before and I was enthralled.
Upon closer inspection I discovered that Chopsticks are the secret to scoring with the ladies.
Smooth chopstick technique might help me pick up a chick or two, but the winning lottery numbers in my fortune cookie would enable me to pick up lots of chicks. Shallow ones, who would only be interested in me because I’m richer than God. Which I’m totally fine with.