Boorish Morton decided one sunny morning to go to the store and buy some whiskey for his wake-me-up spot o’ joe. Boorish Morton’s life, you see, was a never-ending cycle of stimulants and depressants, and finally, on this fateful morning, the ebbs and flows of this cycle merged into a single monolithic habit: alcoholized caffeine. What happened as a result of Boorish Morton’s liquid experimentation, (or, as we might say, dear readers, “abomination of nature”), is a story of staggering heights, dreadful lows, brushes with death, violence, fame, and fortune, and constitutes the most dramatic tale of our times.
Your turn, Katie.
Perhaps Katie should just pay you to do blog entries for her. Lazy wench.
why don’t we change the color of the comments. i can’t see this in the day. better yet, why don’t we have black font on black screen. maybe that’s what katie is actually doing blogging everyday, and no one is responding cause they can’t see it.