New York (AP) And independent research firm has predicted ‘strong growth’ for popular blog “Katie Frequently”.Speaking on condition of anonymity a spokesperson for the unamed posting research lab said.”We are predicting strong growth in three primary content categories,those being; “Dilly Dallying”; “Special Days” and “Complaining”.”We expect steady increases in all categories thru the third quarter with and uptick in “Special D” thru the holiday period”. The spokesperson went onto say that the growth in “Complaining” was ” a persistant indicator and a bellwether for future sustained growth” When asked about the recent rumours and criticism surrounding the site and its webmistress K. Toft the spokesperson said “you will find that is a lot of pure crap perpetrated by a bunch of also-rans that happen to be
linked to Miss Tofts Websphere”. Rumours in particular claim that Miss Toft is mental and probably a drunk:”I have no knowledge that she is mental,maybe “experi-mental” but not mental.” On the question of her sobriety the spokesperson would only say that she was a “fun girl”. “We feel that Miss Tofts personal predilections only enhance her appeal and we fully support and encourage any behavior she chooses to engage in.” Asked about competing blogs the spokesperson expressed optimism, “Katie Frequently is a fresh compelling mix of current topics and intimate insights that appeals to a
broad demographic” he went onto say “nobody wants to read stupid teenage political rants I don’t care how many times a day they post.” Asked to comment on expected changes to the blogs format the spokesperson said, “We recommend that the firm trim some stagnant categories and eliminate others entirely such as “Kris takes over my blog.” “We also
envision “Katie Frequently” as being the premiere “goto” blog with the other lesser linked blogs serving as satellites where readers can retrieve other KT info and especially cute pictures of her acting all cute and stuff with a menu or something in her teeth at various dinners and charitable functions.” The buxom 23 year old Miss Toft was unavailable for comment on this story. The research firm quoted has a history of supporting websites hosted by buxom twenty-somethings. from staff reports

Ocean City, NJ (AP) In a related matter the spokesperson for the unnamed posting research lab who wished to remain anonymous was asked about recent remarks made by the anonymous boaster: “I’m not going to speculate on his mental state, but I mean the guy is pathetic.”

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