Comments on: Amish Traffic Jam

By: Aaron

Aaron — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I’ll tell ya what the Amish believe in, baby: WIFE SWAPPING. All those drab clothes and outward signs of chastity and piety are nothing more than a cover for an enormous orgy cult. And they’re all bi, too. Everybody’s diddling everybody else’s wifes and husbands….at the same time!!! They’re always on the lookout for new converts, too. They especially like short, foul-mouthed, bossy blondes. Don’t stray too close! Or you’ll get sucked down into their fiendish clutches and we’ll never see you again.

By: katiekatietoft@attbi.comhttp://www.katietoft.com

katiekatietoft@attbi.comhttp://www.katietoft.com — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I knew it! They were definitely eyeing me. I’ll have to act submissive and dye my hair. But man, it’s hard to turn the bossiness off. Oh well, maybe I’ll like being Amish.

By: Johnny Peel

Johnny Peel — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

katie, you know if you take an Amish person’s picture, you steal their soul..

By: Katiekatie@attbi.comhttp://www.katietoft.com

Katiekatie@attbi.comhttp://www.katietoft.com — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I know, I made Susie watch to make sure he didn’t turn around and see me steal his soul. 🙂

By: Shoshana

Shoshana — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

My dad’s wife LOVES the Amish (which is a good reason why I don’t love her). What I’ve gleaned from her is that they aren’t too keen on electricity and believe that when the end of the world comes toasters will attack us, or something. But they eat meat! Kill the animals, but God forbid they have a telephone. Except, once the phone became such a necessity, the family my dad’s wife knows decided along with their community that they should be allowed to have a village phone. Then they decided that it was such a long walk and since Ishmael was hogging it, everyone could have a phone on his or her property. Then, because it rains a whole lot and gets kind of cold in Indiana, they could have phones in their houses, as long as they didn’t like them too much. Bleh. Also, the girls don’t brag about their boyfriends cars, they brag about their buggies. It’s all about bending the rules until they’re just about to break. As long as they all smell like horses. Welcome home Katie!

By: Paul

Paul — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

how would someone convert to amish

By: Samantha Love

Samantha Love — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I’ve always wondered that too. Can one convert to Amish?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

People are we really this boring????????????????????